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A couple of days after Parliament voted en masse to try and solve a problem by killing people, Theresa May has decided to crack down on extremism, and to this end proposes banning the appearance of certain individuals on television (presumably she has yet to hear of YouTube), attending or speaking at public meetings, or even going to certain nominated places; the test being the rather broad condition that they “undertake harmful activities.”

Dropping bombs on people is harmful, Theresa. I look forward to your self-imposed absence from the airwaves.