Haarlem stake

Haarlem stake (phr.) an extremely tall, thin Dutchman obstructing your funky moves by standing stock still on the dancefloor, holding a beer, with his elbows therefore at exactly the right height to poke your eye out. Congregate in groups of twenty or more.

An awesome night out in Groningen on Saturday was afflicted by hoards of these. Seriously, Dutch people are just egregiously tall; and they really need to learn to shake their stuff or get out of my boogietastic way.

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